Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Read Carefully..


Hipster Fight Club Union Square, NYC





I can't even call it.. This is what's become of urban nyc culture.. sad.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Jumpy!!




Come out and chill this Saturday as me and my KOK brethren go in on pretty much everything that knocks.. Rahlo & company are celebrating the release of their ParaX Spring line release as well. This is a chill out, come as you are type steez jumpy so if you lookin' for some meatpackin' district stargazin type jumpy this ain't it.. See yall there!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Earthquake on Wedding Day..








These images are from a wedding that was taking place when the earthquake hit China on May 12th 2008.. As of this morning the death toll has officially risen to 55,000. The church the wedding was taking place in was 100 years old and completely destroyed. As sad as it seems, these people were fortunate they weren't in the church at the time or inside any building for that matter..

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Asians Fall In Love Earlier..








I posted these on some light-hearted funny shit.. Please don't go screamin' pedophiliac stuff.. It ain't meant like that.. Just some innocent funny pics.. Nostalgic even on some growin' up and shit.. just in time for the good weather days..

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Brilliant Logic..






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The last one is my favorite.. I wish I had the cojones to turn in an answer like these back in the day.. Gotta say the dude with the "Find X" question has a argument on his hands.. It's not like he's wrong..hahaha..

Monday, May 19, 2008

Oprah Givin' The Holy Ghost..




Damn, these people lost it..

Disney Gets The Bozack..



While we busy bringin' it to Nas for his choice of album title, Disney is quietly peddling this crap online.. No love for Karmaloop on this one.. Wack cuz I kinda dug Pirates of the Caribbean.


*Shout to my man Rikeswon for the link..

So Close, Yet So Far..



Saturday, May 17, 2008

That Hurt Big Time...





Ok I swear no more youtube today..haha but I can't front, this joint had me dyin'..
Spotted via Rosenberg radio.

Dude Gets Political..


I Forgot To Laugh..





This is one way to ensure you won't be nominated as VP..

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Paradox Of Our Time..

by Dr. Bob Moorehead

"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.
Today we have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time;
We have more degrees, but less common sense; more knowledge, but less judgment;
We have more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get to angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too often, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too little and lie too often.
We‘ve learned how to make a living, but not a life; we’ve added years to life, not life to years.
We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.
We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice;
We write more, but learn less; plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait; we have higher incomes, but lower morals.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies, but have less communication. We are long on quantity, but short on quality.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men and short character; steep profits and shallow relationships.
More leisure and less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition; two incomes, but more divorce; fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology has brought this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to make a difference, or to just hit "Skip Ahead"...



My people, let's live like we mean it..


*Not to detract from this awesomely written piece, but an even odder paradox to this essay is the fact that Dr. Bob Moorehead turned out to be a pastor that was a sexual molester of male members in his congregation. He quickly resigned when 17 allegations of abuse surfaced in 1997.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Hurry Up & Grow Up..



First off, props for the United Colors of Benetton theme and all, but heels and lipstick?? something just ain't right..
For the record, no diss to Bey and her cuz Angie.. (even though I'm still waiting for my puppy from that Houston kennel..) but i'm sure theres a marketing director to blame for this..

You Mean It Ain't Charmin's??



You ever wonder what did people use to wipe their bums before toilet paper was invented?

Before modern toilet paper was introduced by Joseph Gayetty in 1857, Americans were stuck using corn cobs or mussel shells. Wealthy Romans used a salt-water soaked sponge tied to the end of a stick to get a clean behind, while the Vikings were fans of leftover sheeps' wool. Coconut shells were the bottom cleansers for Hawaiians, the French used bidets and the Japanese used wooden sticks.



* Joseph Gayetty is so underrated.. He should be right next to Thomas Edison as far as innovators go.. I for one, am greatful..

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Many Faces of Mrs. Clinton..




This is kinda foul.. especially the booger pickin' jumpy 2nd from the top right..

Ambition..


Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Things You Can Learn From Movies..



1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Friday, May 2, 2008

Respect..


Much respect to the people at Rockstar.. They got it right on this one.. COPE2 KD whatup!!

Thursday, May 1, 2008